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November 30, 2005
dental tools and cheap vodka
when you finally have some good mixer for your booze, many bad ideas appear to be good, or at least, plausible. From the terrace where I guzzled my vodka\lemonada Id noticed a dentist supply store across the way. Well didnt I always feel like I could clean my teeth better than those jokers in the white bibs with the huge magnifying glass? All I needed were the properly shaped tools and someone stupid enough to sell them to me. I pointed to the dusty looking thing in the display case and the terrified looking man said it was a dollar and a half.....upstair blood and vodka flowed freely into the sink in the hallway and I can only wonder what the other guests thought was happening as they passed by the surgeon....then I crawled into bed and watched some scrambled black and white porn until blood coagulated elsewhere....The next morning after tracking down some worthless money at the market the wife stepped into a vetinarian supply shop and bought a bottle of ketamin for $7.....If I live to be fourty my mortician will be very surprised...why do the argentine women look like that, like life isnt cruel enough with mauled infants in the arroyo and broken bottles of $200 rum, they have to go and make these latin sultanas with there split tails and polished opals? Fuck my eyes.....as long as the money keeps mysteriously falling out of the ATM then the USA can kiss my green eggs and ham....beer time is just beginning to fall over the lid of the acacia, I must go and seize the moment..
D.
Posted by Drexler at November 30, 2005 02:15 PM