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March 16, 2006
bearded lady
recently geoerge clooney called and asked if I would grow a beard like he did in Syriana for reason unexpressed at the time.....I told him that this would mean filleting my goatee and that I would have to give it some wine.....a change, I thought, might be good, especially against a background check, I rang him back and said I would undergo the transformation ..for the usual fee.....Variety magazine called for an interview on the matter but I declined on moral grounds and a broken toenail which needed a dentist......
The Beard is coming soon
D.
Posted by Drexler at March 16, 2006 05:09 PM